Influenza

"You tested positive for INFLUENZA."
It sounds so much more doomsdayish when your doctor says influenza, instead of the flu. I was not a bit shocked since I had been puking and pooping my guts out for the last few days. (Maybe I should have warned that gross and disgusting facts of my sickness ahead.) How sick have I been: well I started missing work on Tuesday and will not be allowed back until Sunday, my back hurt so bad on Wednesday I debated on cutting my own kidneys out (same applies for groin), multiple times I debated on just laying in the shower so I could puke, poop or pee at will.

The worst part. Having to hold Andrick while he threw up, and just layed there limp when he was done. His ER visit for dehydration was not fun either.