I Stole This from Esquire:
How to Attend a Party for the Shortest Possible Time
How to Attend a Party for the Shortest Possible Time
I figured with the holidays coming up some of you might find this useful. I promise to not bust you, if you don't bust me.
- Leave nothing at the coat check.
- The hosts deserve your respect and gratitude and are the only people who need to know you came. Immediately say hello and thank them for the invitation.
- Move around a lot so you get noticed. In the vital 15 minutes before you leave, slowly pull yourself away from the proceedings by talking to people who are closer to the door.
- Carrying drinks you're "supposed to deliver" is a great way to shorten a conversation. Keep your back to the door at all times, even when leaving.
- Enjoy yourself.
- Never explain why you're leaving unless pressed, in which case "the kids" is a universal, catchall exuse.
- Don't say goodbye. Send a thank-you note.
- Best to not seperate.
- Whoever is more directly connect to party should initiate steps towards leaving.
- Have signals worked out, so you don't bring up need to leave.
- Don't be caught checking watch. Try putting a vibrating alarm on your phone. Also looks like you just recieved a call. Incase "the kids" excuse doesn't apply.
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